Blow job etiquette

     Sex education is a taboo subject in America. I don't know why? You think this information would be passed down from parent to child. Unfortunately it is rare that a child doesn't get their education from a porn movie or friends. Case in point, blow jobs, things you've seen or heard may not be true. When you give a blow job I want you to think of it as an essay. It must have an introduction, a body and a conclusion.
     Your introduction must have confidence. My favorite is when a chick grabs my dick firmly, turns it to a 45 degree angle and licks slowly from the base of my penis to the head. At that point she inserts it in her mouth. The first rule for giving a blow job is once you start you cannot stop. If a fire breaks out your thought should be to finish him quickly and not to run out.
     The body of the blow job should be consistent. A nice slow speed and mouth pressure. Your lips should never fully come off the penis and your hands should have minimal appearance. Some women are not sure where to place their hands during this procedure. The appropriate places are on her knees for support or on my waist at the 10 and 2 steering wheel position. Do not try to mix a hand job with light tongue contact and call it a blow job. That is not a blow job and the second rule for giving one.
     The conclusion is the most important and dangerous part of the blow job. Here is where the hands make an introduction and only on the mans balls. You can neglect them in the intro and body but you must acknowledge them now. A firm grip slightly squeezing every so often is preferred. The novice blow jobber will get fidgety at this point trying to anticipate the cum shot. If you did a good job the average man will warn you. In all fairness if you did a sloppy job you get what you deserve. As for semen disposal we really don't care where it goes but it would be courteous if you had a napkin ready. The ultimate sign of affection for a man is if you swallow it and lick his penis clean. I cant imagine a woman showing her love any better than that. This is also rule number three, do not leave a messy penis. You created the mess and must clean it.
     I hope you enjoyed this tutorial. Not all men prefer a blow job in this manner but I'm sure the majority do. The better the blow job the better the relationship.