Men hate going to the doctors office. We are willing to risk our health than face the shame of their procedures. Some pervert decides hes going to college for eight years so he can fondle my balls and finger my ass. We are living in a sea of technology but cant find a better way to discover a hernia or prostate cancer. I think they do it as an inside joke. After work they gather around and trade stories of what they made us do. There is no other profession in the world where you can tell a man to take off his pants without being punched in the face.
I am going to be 25 this year. I figure I have fifteen years to discover an alternative to the current prostate exam. As for the hernia exam I am sorry to say that my balls have been cupped twice by two separate doctors. There are two guys in the world with the bragging rights of grabbing the berries off my tree branch.
I am sure all straight men feel this way. Unless your gay, then you may want both procedures done simultaneously to enhance the experience.
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