Sunday, October 17, 2010

Dating conversation taboos

     It is always wise to withhold information from someone you just met. If we are dating don't lay your cards on the table too soon. I am a single guy and do not want to hear about ex-boyfriends, financial troubles and most importantly your retarded children. After listening to your problems I don't even want to fuck you. You have become too risky to get involved with.
     If you want to show someone that your insecure nothing does it better than talking about past relationships. You can try to convince me that he was wrong. After a couple of minutes though I realize why he left in the first place. Your boring me by talking about the relationship and showing your pettiness.
     Money should never come up in the beginning of a relationship. Many will base your personality and lifestyle on how you handle your finances. If you are not doing well keep it to yourself. I have a good example of comparing a persons character to their financial situation. I met this chick in a club. We danced, had some drinks and I eventually got her number. I called her that night when I got home to hook up something for the next day. After about forty minutes of conversation she informs me that she is currently unemployed, lives with her mother and has a nine month year old baby with a dude who just left. I know she was quite the catch. I wanted to fuck her but it would've been a hassle and lighten my pockets. If she would of kept her mouth shut she could of gotten further. Unfortunately for her she just got blocked on my phone and ignored.
     Bringing up your kids is another no, no. You are better off surprising me when I walk into your house then tell me on the date. I don't want to deal with another nigga's spilt semen. I am interested in you and you only. So give them NyQuil and send them off to bed. I don't want to be their daddy let alone an uncle.

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