Thursday, August 22, 2013

Most women age like cheese

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     I have always been a really observant person. I could see and analyze what most people can't. One way is to determine how a woman w...
Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Heels aren't sexy

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     I hate high heels because I know what they do to women's feet. Sure they make her legs appear long and ass full but those feet are ...

Get to know your hair

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     Though you hear a lot about Brazilian waxes you rarely see them. Few women get them done, whether it's fear or cost, ladies tend to...
Tuesday, August 20, 2013

You're paying to appear unattractive

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     It's fact that most men don't care what women wear. I do however, if were together we represent one another. I can't allow ...

My insurance policy

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     You cant burn to many women without having the occasional vigilante. In the beginning I was reckless and paid for it. My home was graff...
Monday, August 19, 2013

What not to say when talking dirty to women

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1. I want you to suck my cock like a gay guy 2. I want to put my nose in your vagina and smell your insides 3. Let's try to get your f...

The pitfalls of going down on women

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     It's confession time, I enjoy going down on women. I'm good at it and like to show it off. That being said I have had my share ...
Friday, August 16, 2013

THIS...IS...NOT.....AFRICAAAAAAA

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Not everyone is African-American

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This African-American classification is bullshit. You actually have to BE FROM AFRICA for that to apply to you. Immigrants from Nigeria, S...
Wednesday, August 14, 2013

We're better off without Trayvon Martin

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After watching the black community rise up against the (alleged) wrongful death of Trayvon "8 Ball" Martin, I have a new bitter ta...

She's the wrong kind of bi

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     I have dealt with a lot of nutty women in my life. Though I'm sure there were more, two have admitted to being bipolar. That is not...
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Coming Fall 2013 the return of Professional Asshole and Afro Mcpickles

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Nothing wrong with a fat pussy

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     Women should not feel insecure if they put on a few pounds. If you can pull it off; it's not that bad. Some women have the frame th...
Thursday, October 28, 2010

Are we just friends or can I show her my dick?

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     It is not always easy to determine if a chick wants to fuck. Some are shy and others just like to cock tease. It is especially frustrat...
Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Sex position of the week: BONUS WEEK

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1. The Gorilla Mask - is when you cum on a girls face then sprinkle your pubes on top. 2. The Angry Pirate - is when you cum in one of her e...
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The threesome myth

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     It is false that every mans fantasy is to have a threesome. It's one of those things we're forced to agree with; like equal rig...
Monday, October 25, 2010

Stupid rules.

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     I am always amazed when I run into a chick with rules. Instead of having class she makes up retarded standards to live by. She thought ...
Friday, October 22, 2010

Why are women attracted to assholes?

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     It's not that women are attracted to assholes. It's that most assholes are attractive. They're good looking and can afford ...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010

We want you to talk like a whore not be one

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     Women should never discuss past sexual experiences. OK, girl on girl may get a pass but nothing about dudes. Talking about how many guy...

George Bush doesn't care about diamonds

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Kanye West, a dedicated father and devout christian, has decided to replace his lower row of human teeth with false teeth encrusted in gold ...
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sex position of the week: The rusty trombone

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     The rusty trombone is when a guy is getting his asshole licked while being jerked off simultaneously. You do risk the chance of getting...
Sunday, October 17, 2010

Dating conversation taboos

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     It is always wise to withhold information from someone you just met. If we are dating don't lay your cards on the table too soon. I...
Thursday, October 14, 2010

Erections are like snow flakes

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     When men look down we don't always know what were going to get. Most of the time it will be your standard hard cock. Sometimes it w...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Ha ha dumb bitch.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sex position of the week: Docking

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     Docking or as I like to call it "The Chinese Penis Trap" is when two guys place the tips of their penis's together and on...
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