Don't tran me bro.

     Every straight man is afraid of being slipped a trannie. The thought of hitting on a woman who is actually a man is terrifying. It's the equivalent of catching crabs, you feel dirty and betrayed. I have no problem with gays but dude be courteous and let a brother know.
     It is also getting hard to spot them with today's trends. With plastic surgery being so common its hard to tell an ugly girl from a pretty guy. Removing the speed bump and replacing it with a manhole isn't helping us either. Having fake tits and a descent ass might make some of us straights reconsider. Sure he may have the equipment of a female but the thought of it is still skeevy.
     So how do us straight men protect ourselves? Well the following technique has not failed me and I recommend it in times of doubt. Every mans index finger is shorter than his ring finger, for women it is the opposite. So when you think a chick might be packing a meat popcicle look at her hands. If that ring finger is overshadowing the index you need to cock block yourself.