One of the worst situations for a man is when a chick announces shes pregnant. There is some unwritten rule where we are supposed to keep our mouths shut and accept her decision. I say fuck that, all guys run that scenario in their heads and it ends with punching her in the stomach. I believe women have a choice but so do we.
I don't know how other guys operate but I tell women straight up, no. If you get pregnant your taking a "baby-go-away" tablet. There is no keeping it. So be prepared to do some shots and a fall down a flight of steps. Also don't be cute and show up later already in your third trimester. Unless you want me to use your belly as a dart board.
This may sound a bit harsh but we are both adults and have made a decision. The problem, one person breaks the verbal agreement. The solution, we should allow binding contracts into this situation. Where we both agree we are fucking without the intention of creating a baby. If a baby should arise from said fucking it is agreed that it will be aborted. If one party decides to keep said baby they can do so with the understanding that the other party has no legal or financial obligation to said baby. How much simpler would life be if this was reality? It would also prevent women from latching onto men by using a baby as handcuffs.
The truth is condoms are not 100% effective and some women will lie about birth control. Having a child is a major life altering decision and should not be forced on someone. I am willing to go to extreme lengths to prevent such a disaster from occuring. Like not giving a chick my real name, address, phone number or any other information that can be used against me. So if she does get pregnant I can make a clean get away. Out of sight out of mind, right fellas.
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