It's confession time, I enjoy going down on women. I'm good at it and like to show it off. That being said I have had my share of bad experiences. Not every woman's fortune cookie will be sweet.
The average healthy woman aside from any outside factors is going to have a mild salty clam. One chick I was seeing was healthy and fit but her vag had a metallic flavor. I chalked up the first incident believing her period was probably on its way. To my surprise when I turned up a week later for seconds it happened again. It was like eating pennies out of a homeless mans coffee cup. I later found out that her property's water supply wasn't connected to the grid. It came from a well on the property itself. The heavy mineral deposits in the water got soaked up into her biscuit leaving said taste in my mouth.
Another bad incident involved a woman whose sea shell I have had on several occasions. It was a delight every time except for this one day. I was running my tongue along her labia when it began to burn. The sensation was so great that my mouth began to numb. We both determined that she didn't fully rinse off her vaginal cleanser in the shower. To make it worse it was cinnamon scented. To this day I cannot chew big red gum.
In conclusion ladies your vagina is a pool that must be assured safe for divers.
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