Monday, October 11, 2010

Don't tran me bro.

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     Every straight man is afraid of being slipped a trannie. The thought of hitting on a woman who is actually a man is terrifying. It'...
Sunday, October 10, 2010

Should I get the clothes hanger or you?

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     One of the worst situations for a man is when a chick announces shes pregnant. There is some unwritten rule where we are supposed to ke...
Thursday, October 7, 2010

Sex position of the week: The Houdini

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     The Houdini is when you have sex with your girl, doggy style, as she stares out of a window. You have one of your friends sneak into th...
Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Ass play

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     I can get freaky with the best of them. I am sorry to say though I do not like my asshole played with. This is one ring that will not b...
Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Don't be straight with me

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     How can you not like gay guys? They set fashion trends, give us new sex positions (example: the rusty trombone) and we all love gay jok...
Monday, October 4, 2010

Your a whore until you turn 30

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     Everyone loves a cougar. Women find it empowering and men find it attractive. It has become fashionable for an older woman to seduce a ...
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Friday, September 3, 2010

Fag Facts

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Fag Fact #43 Not all male fags take it in the ass. the majority love taking it straight to the face and then receiving a hot lunch to the ...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Pussy eating denial

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     Most men go down on their women. A select few choose not too but the majority who deny it, do it. I'm a guy and I don't underst...
Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Cadillac pimpin'

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You know, white people have higher standards for the automobiles that they drive -it's a fact. Most brothers are satified with a 20 yea...
Monday, August 16, 2010

Masturbating on my social network

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     Men will take any piece of technology and apply it to his cock. The telephone, television and the internet have all ended up in our ars...
Thursday, August 12, 2010

Damn it, Jose! Pull out for once!

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Mexican DNA is a tricky thing. They have a survival instinct that makes Bear Grylls look like a girl scout. It's not often you see a Mex...

We are way beyond metro sexual

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     Its scary to see what has become fashionable for men. Gay hairstyles (Bieber), tight jeans, feminine colors and heavy "V" nec...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Nation of Ignorant

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It's been a week or so since my last post. Sorry if some of you have committed acts of self-mutilation or overdosed on prescription nar...
Monday, August 9, 2010

Too much titty

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     When it comes to breasts, I prefer small. Big titties are OK but once you get past their novelty they are a burden. They effect every a...
Friday, August 6, 2010

Women have low standards

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     There are two kinds of attractive women that have low standards. Spanish women and any single bitch with kids. If you want to date out ...
Thursday, August 5, 2010

Equal rights unless you have a nice ass

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     This is a mans world and men are controlled by their dicks. It's hard to take a woman serious when we think about sex all the time....
Wednesday, August 4, 2010

So you think you can rap?

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I am sick and tired of rap music. It's boring, pointless and lacking musical structure. They tell these little jungle farts that this is...

My man clit

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     The best gift my father gave me was putting his foot down on my foreskin. He didn't have me circumcised at birth and I'm gratef...

I's 'fraid of da' water

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Yesterday, on the news, there was a report that 6 black kids drowned in a river near Shreveport, LA. The reporter went on to say how 1 in 4 ...
Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Butt I don't want to

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     At one point a woman will be asked to take it in the ass. Instead of immediately saying no, ask yourself why is he requesting it? Is it...