Friday, July 30, 2010

Male competition

     It is no mystery that men will compete in anything (eating, women, etc). Our minds constantly race with the thoughts of who's better. This mentality goes back until the dawn of man. We also want to know which friends are packing heat below the waist. It's not sexual. We see it as another trophy to hang on the wall. Many won't admit it but were trying to sneak a peek in his deli. We want to know what kind of meat he's selling. Many may never find out because fear overwhelms curiosity. If the opportunity should arise where we can get a guilt free look we're taking it.
     I luckily have friends who texting a pic of my dick is no big deal. Which I have done, I dressed it up like Santa Claus for Christmas, it was great. Now some may ask what happens if I don't win the sausage contest. First is nice, second and third are o.k. but you don't want to be last. Me and my friends shit on each other all the time. I cant imagine what we would do with that information in our arsenal. In conclusion if you think you have a shot for the gold then offer the challenge. If there is doubt don't add to your list of embarrassments.

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