There is no greater disappointment then bagging a dime piece who's a lazy fuck. When guys first meet a chick we have already fucked her several times in our mind. We have our sex position planned and our segue (pronounced: segway) from pussy eating to penetration worked out. We convince ourselves this will be the best piece of ass we've had.
It turns out all that mental effort was wasted. She's a lazy fuck. I'm on top working my ass like I'm doing the worm and she's just laying there taking it. Some women believe their presence is all that is needed, wrong. If you want great sex ladies you've got to work for it. Grab our waists and pull us in. Raise your hips when our bodies collide. Make some kind of effort to enhance the experience. Your determination gets us motivated to last longer and fuck harder. Now guys will cum no matter what but there is no comparing the two. If we both get a rhythm going and all we can do is make eye contact with our mouths slightly open unable to speak that's fucking. Everything else is just sex.
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