Sunday, August 1, 2010

The penis test

     Unless you can touch your knee with your dick your wondering is it big enough. First let me say all that talk about nine inches is hype. Women may say they want it but in reality most can't handle it. You'd be five inches deep and the rest of your cock would be out in the cold. As for the rest of us here is how you can test yourself for adequacy.
     The female G spot is located two to three inches inside the vagina towards the stomach. So it is safe to say that four and a half inches of underwear salami is sufficient. The remainder of it is there for thrusting. Just make sure to concentrate on your stride or you will slip out. So now you know you can reach the basket but can you dunk your balls.
     Width is the only rumor that is true. Your meat harpoon could be a foot long but without girth its useless. To test if your dick can separate her pantie lips you will need an empty toilet paper roll. You take the roll and slide it over your sperm straw. If it cant pass the head of your dick; you have yourself an official queef making machine between your legs.
     I hope that this post gives you men some confidence. Without it your bound to fail in bed.

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