How can you not like gay guys? They set fashion trends, give us new sex positions (example: the rusty trombone) and we all love gay jokes. What straight man hasn't told other men to suck his dick?
Gays also provide public services. All fat chicks need a shoulder to cry on and who else would be their friends. I'm not going to lie it also raises your self esteem when other dudes hit on you. In this recession straight guys will go to gay bars for the free drinks. Sure you may have to tolerate an ass grab or cock grind but its still better than paying $10.00 for your own beer.
Unless you have a fear of being raped you shouldn't hate gay guys. If anything straight guys should pray for more gays. It would just be more pussy for the rest of us. Except for lesbians, they are useless.
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