Women should never discuss past sexual experiences. OK, girl on girl may get a pass but nothing about dudes. Talking about how many guys you been with isn't smart. I'm not the jealous type but I'm definitely the "I don't want to catch a v.d." type.
Talking about other men and what they've done to you isn't a turn on. Sure a sex conversation will get me in the mood. In the back of my mind I'm thinking what a dirty whore. I don't know why some women would think it's sexy. The ones that did said the following.
A chick from high school told me she's not in a relationship. She only has sex with her gay (male) next door neighbor when horny. Great, so you want me to fuck you after a gay guy stuck his shit stick inside you already. I would bet money that she had multiple urinary tract infections back then.
An older chick, over forty five, that worked with me said she has been with over one hundred guys easily. Her excuse was "it was a different time back then". I don't know if she was trying to convince me or herself. It didn't matter because I had no interest in being number one hundred and something. Not to mention catching an old timey s.t.d. like syphilis.
My latest encounter involved a chick I knew from junior high school. She had a hormonal imbalance which led her sweat profusely. So much that while fucking the dude had to stop because she smelled too musky. Guys don't stop humping for nothing so you know it had to be really bad.
It would benefit you ladies not to share. For those that do, I appreciate the heads up.
The majority will not expose their opinions or beliefs for fear of being outcasts, Afro McPickles and Professional Asshole are not. We share for the sake of comedy and honesty.
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