I hate high heels because I know what they do to women's feet. Sure they make her legs appear long and ass full but those feet are jacked. I'd rather they wear flats so I don't have to hear them bitch about foot pain or walk around barefoot.
Heels look good for about twenty minutes then all hell breaks loose. Her feet will slide forward leaving the toes smashed inside the pumps. If they are open toe shoes then it resembles a gargoyle clutching the side of a building. After a night of standing and dancing women have the posture of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
You can also expect some long lasting effects from wearing heels. A compressed Achilles tendon, bunions, corn and hammer toes are serious issues. Not only for health reasons but appearance as well. Your toes shouldn't look like shrimp cocktail.
Wear comfortable shoes Ladies, men do.
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