When it comes to breasts, I prefer small. Big titties are OK but once you get past their novelty they are a burden. They effect every aspect of a women's performance and tend to sag more rapidly.
A chick with big tits is clumsy in bed. Her motions are limited due to the extra baggage. Speed fucking and certain positions are out. Those bad boys will start flopping and become dangerous. Also if she lays on her back it looks like she has two bald guys in a headlock. Most chicks who have "C" cups and larger tend to be lazy fucks. Its to much work and back pain for her to fuck like a smaller chick. They tend to favor doggy style more than often.
Big titties are also disgusting. In the warmer months those milk jugs will start to condensate. She will apply underarm deodorant/ antiperspirant on her tits adding to my disgust. At age thirty her tits have already began to sag noticeably. By the time shes forty they have separated and reached her abdomen. Some breast are so large that the nipples are pointing in the wrong direction or can be cock eyed. There is nothing sexy about a chick whose breast look like their staring at her feet.
I hope you small tittied bitches enjoyed reading this post. If you have large ones lets hope they wont deteriorate as badly as I described. In the end all titties are better than fake ones.
The majority will not expose their opinions or beliefs for fear of being outcasts, Afro McPickles and Professional Asshole are not. We share for the sake of comedy and honesty.
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