Today's blog is brought to you by...DUMB, JOBLESS BLACK PEOPLE.
Don't get your panties in a wad. I'm not saying all black people are jobless.
I saw this guy in a urban part of town at a local gas station. Yes, you guessed it, it was a Beeb gas station. He was yelling at the Beeb, "Gimme a pack uh camels muhfucka".
Let's break this image down, shall we?
Notice first the shirt. This was a red, military uniform complete with name decal and rank on his sleeves. I didn't get the memo from Washington that we were mobilizing Kwame and the Harrison Project's Militia. Maybe I missed it.
This ghetto joe comes equipped with a camel in his ear, prison tats, starched jeans and a Go phone with no minutes.
By the way, it was 11a.m. on a Tuesday and this lil' solja was holdin' down the front of the Beeb Mart. He had that bitch on straight LOCK! He was like, "You need dem Grape Phillies, you get at a nigga. I got you."
We keep working and they keep twirking. It's a sad reality but it's all we have. Just know that a fraction of what comes out of your paycheck went towards the purchase of everything this little thundercat is wearing.
So get your asses back to work America. D'Andre can't look this fly forever without your tax contributions. By the way, he actually said this to another guy:
"Nigga, fuck dat. It's hot like a bitch out hyuh. I'm figgin' to hit that mall. Ya'erd me?"
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