Thursday, August 12, 2010

We are way beyond metro sexual

     Its scary to see what has become fashionable for men. Gay hairstyles (Bieber), tight jeans, feminine colors and heavy "V" neck shirts. Seriously what woman desires a man that looks like a girl. You should cut your losses and go straight to pussy eating. Any man who dresses as described is not going to fuck you right.
If it takes longer for him to do his hair then you, its a problem. You ever wonder why dudes hit on you in front of him. Its because we thought he was your ugly girlfriend. Even if we do recognize him as a man, then we assume hes gay. Seriously is it sexy to have to brush your boyfriends hair back when you kiss.
     It is also not cool if your boyfriends ass looks better in jeans. Hes wearing tight denim for a reason; there is nothing significant between his legs to cause discomfort. Its funny when I see a dude like this in the club. He does the traditional pose with the thumbs in the front pockets. He would like his entire hand to fit but he has a quarter in there and space is limited.
     I could kill that fag, garbage rapper Cam'ron for introducing pink to men's fashion. Real men don't wear feminine colors. Our closets don't contain pink, purple, neon or pastel colors. You would be lucky if you find more than two yellow shirts in there. Men also don't show cleavage. Heavy "V" neck shirts symbolize that you enjoy receiving boo-cocky. It says "I enjoy cum in my face but don't want it to drip on my collar". Seriously its not sexy for a guy to show half his chest and shoulders.
     At this time I am benefiting from these soft guys by women who want a real man. I can see though that if this trend continues it could become the standard. So I ask you ladies to pass on these fags and maybe they will become extinct.

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