Women should not feel insecure if they put on a few pounds. If you can pull it off; it's not that bad. Some women have the frame that the weight distributes evenly. Others aren't so lucky. If you are stricken by the following issues you need stop eating fat ass.
If your hands and feet are so chubby that they look like they belong on a midget; your obese. Fingers shouldn't be fat. Nobody wants a hobbit hand job. Fat feet are also unattractive. They begin to look like men's and cankles are sure to follow.
I am a leg man and a sucker for curves. If you begin to gain weight on the inside of your thighs though your in trouble. Your legs will rub together while walking and begin to blacken. It eventually looks like your walking around each leg. As if you were trying to walk and hula hoop simultaneously.
Fat thighs will lead to a fat pussy. This is not always bad; a camel toe can be sexy. The extra meat also feels good. If your pussy gains to much weight it will become disgusting. Have you ever seen some of these chicks in jeans? It looks like they have two asses; one in the front and back. It can get so bad that the fat from their pussy and gut combine forces.
A little belly is acceptable but if it overlaps your waist its not. No guy wants to hold back your stomach to get at your pussy. If its dark we may even accidentally fuck your belly button. Mistakes happen when your body loses its definition. Having love handles doesn't help with sex as advertised. It's one of those things that can make your body look weird; especially if you hold all your weight in your mid-section. You begin to have that E.T. profile.
Some big chicks tend to have large tits. Those that do may not have attractive ones. Their big but as soon as the bra comes off they drop a lot. I mean at the club they are on her chest. At my crib they are on each side of her stomach. It's a lesson that I had to learn the hard way. They have the appearance that they were once nice but became deflated. Then you wonder how did she get them in the bra? Did she stuff them in or neatly rolled them up?
If you have any of these qualities it is wise to get back in shape. I'm not sure if you can fix these problems once the damage is done but you should try. To all my big girls who are still sexy I have no problem being called a chubby chaser for you.
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