Are we just friends or can I show her my dick?

     It is not always easy to determine if a chick wants to fuck. Some are shy and others just like to cock tease. It is especially frustrating when you cannot be forward and ask. I am pretty open and ballsy. In situations such as the workplace this is not an option. There you have to be subtle and discreet. You must gradually work your way from a simple touch to a full on public display of affection.
It is no mystery that women love to gossip. A p.d.a. will automatically spread rumors of a relationship. If she does not like you; she will stop all physical contact. Before you get to that point though you must work your way to it.
     The "kiss on the cheek hello" is an easy foot in the door. It's non threatening and chicks love it. It makes them feel trendy I guess; bitches are weird like that. Any way that will be your platform. From there you move onto quick hugs; nothing over two seconds. The hugs will begin with your chests together and your privates apart. Then I want you to slowly introduce your penis into the hug by leaning your lower back into it. It is important for your dick not be hard or that you pull her aggressively towards you. If she has not put an end to your hello's by now it is safe to proceed.
     Playful banter is a great way to incorporate handsyness. A slow and gentle graze along her arm or back is safe. If her reaction is not positive your touch can be written off as nothing. You must look at her face as your hands come into contact with her body. An uncomfortable smile or sudden mood change is a quick answer to her feelings towards you.
     She definitely wants your semen if she gets handsy too. A hand on the chest or a body stroke in return is a good sign. You must remember not to get carried away. A chick can be really into you but if she feels disrespected you fucked yourself.
     It is all about taking your time and gradually working your way in. I perfected this to the point where I was smacking chicks asses in the office. In time you might be too. I wish you luck and hope you don't get hit with a lawsuit.