It is false that every mans fantasy is to have a threesome. It's one of those things we're forced to agree with; like equal rights. In actuality we just want to fuck someone else. Your just added to the mix so you wont get upset.
It is difficult to satisfy one women. If she's not in the mood than it's impossible. Having a threesome is a good way of proving this. You will obviously give the new chick more attention. Your girl is now feeling left out and will go from horny to angry. Your threesome days and potentially your relationship is over.
If you do manage not to piss one of them off you aren't safe yet. Stage fright or early semen release can still factor in. It's embarrassing to fail in front of a girl but with two its an audience. I wouldn't recommend a threesome unless you pop a Viagra or are confident in your performance.
If your dick is willing to cooperate your still not safe. You must remember to hold back. You can't go into porn star mode and start fucking like you never fucked before. Your girl will start to wonder who is this guy? How come he didn't do this before? Then just like that your back in trouble.
Real men who have thought this scenario out know its not worth the trouble. You don't want two unsatisfied women in one room. It just leads to lesbianism.
The majority will not expose their opinions or beliefs for fear of being outcasts, Afro McPickles and Professional Asshole are not. We share for the sake of comedy and honesty.
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