1. The Gorilla Mask - is when you cum on a girls face then sprinkle your pubes on top.
2. The Angry Pirate - is when you cum in one of her eyes then kick her in the leg.
3. The Rope a Dope - is for when you have a girl who doesn't like cum in her face. You fuck her from behind then spit on her back. She will turn around believing you just came then you get her really good in the face with a fresh batch of semen.
4. The Spider Man - is when you cum in your hand and throw it in her face.
5. The Stevie Wonder - is when you cum on a girls eyelids and let it dry. Then you let her fuck you in the cowgirl position and watch her head bob like the famous musician.
6. The Darth Vader - is when you cum in the girls nostrils forcing her to breathe heavily through her mouth.
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